Kirsten. 21. CO.
Single as a pringle now.
Music is a must.
Sarcasm is a given.
And as the drunk guy at the bar put it best last night while screaming on broadway
"YOU FIND THE LOVE THAT YOU WANT AND YOU LOVE THEM!!!"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: my-head-is-a-very-dark-place)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Stop! I’m in a library, I can’t laugh!
(Source: cascentric)
If I stop using punctuation and start spelling words entirely wrong.
I’m either drunk - or trying to make you think I’m an idiot so you’ll stop talking to me.
She thinks we can’t see her.
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
(Source: mrschriskendall)
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”
I HOPE YOU MARRIED HIM
(Source: harryjasperkennedy)